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"I told you, I have brothers," she said with a smile on her face. Then she went on speaking as if she didn't do anything. "Besides, I only did what I know deep down you were thinking, whether you were going to act on it or not," she told him. There was a pause for a few minutes as Hawkeye and Sam stood there in front of the PA System. The smile never left her face as she reached over and took Hawkeye's hands into hers as she started speaking again. "Besides, you and I both know that he needed to learn a lesson and I think this will stay with him," she added as she paused for him to talk and tell her how she basically committed psychological warfare on Benjamin. Sam then went on speaking to Hawkeye and planned to come around to answer Radar, though she knew that Hawkeye had taken care of that, because she still wanted to apologize to him. He was just an innocent bystander. "I know I didn't have to, but when someone messes with what could be a future relationship of mine, I tend to get a little nut," she said with a giggle, especially when he said he's never been more proud or terrified to be on the same team. It was then that Sam got serious as she began to speak to him again. "But also, let what I did be a warning that if you get on my bad side, I will crush you like a little bug," she said playfully as she leaned up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Sam then turned to Radar to finally apologize to him for what she did but explained it was necessary. Then Sam gave Radar a kiss on the cheek as they heard Benjamin walking towards the compound shouting. Sam then turned back to Hawkeye when she heard him say how great this was going to be and that she did good. "Thanks, and yes, it is," she said with a giggle. "Shall we?" she asked as she waited for him to offer her his arm.

After Hawkeye nodded and offered Sam his arm, she took it and soon they were walking out together to face Benjamin. The look on his face told them that they probably went to far, even though Sam had a feeling that the look on Benjamin's face was fake. Nobody said anything for a while, which caused Hawkeye to start to rethink what just happened. But finally, a huge smile came over Benjamin's face, and, in some way, that brought a huge sigh of relief to Hawkeye's face. "You realize that this means war, which means everything is on the table," Benjamin said as the grin grew even bigger as he went on speaking. "Though it will be two against one," he said as he looked away for a few minutes as if he was deep in thought for a minute or two. Then he finally looked back at Sam and Hawkeye with a grin that told them that they just opened Pandora's Box and let out a creature they may not be able to put back in. "Doesn't seem fair, but I'm up for the challenge," Benjamin said still wearing that same grin that most people would consider very evil. "Like I said, everything is now on the table," he said. Then Benjamin cleared his throat and began to speak to them normally. "So, can I buy you two a cup of coffee?" Ben asked playfully, knowing that the coffee was actually free at the mess tent. Ben also knew that Hawkeye was going to be keeping a close eye on him, and that's what he wanted. Ben couldn't help but smile as he waited for his father's answer.

By now, Sam had concluded that Hawkeye was someone she really wanted to get to know on a more personal level, without his son yelling embarrassing things. She felt bad for what his son was doing, so as she stood there for a few minutes listening to everything that Hawkeye had to say and once, he was done, Sam couldn't help but put her hand gently on his face as she began to speak softly and gently to him. "I'm sorry he's being such a butt head," she told him. "You really are a great guy that I hope I can spend more time with," she added as she looked over at the tent and seeing how Ben was laughing. And that made her wheels start turning as she looked back up at Hawkeye. She moved her hand down to his and laced her hand with his as she began to speak again to him. This time, her tone had something more that just softness in her voice, there was also revenge in her voice. "Are you up for a little fun and teach your son a lesson?" she asked him, already knowing that he was. Then a smile came on her face, as she went onto explain what she had in mind. "Come with me, we are going to do something that will really turn this camp upside down," she smirked as she gently pulled Hawkeye with her.

"We are going to make an announcement over the PA System, that might just teach your son to tone down the pranks, especially when it comes to you," she said as they were walking towards the office that was connected to post-op with only doors between the two buildings. Once there she convinced Radar to let her use the PA System for a special announcement, which he did after he got it set up. She let go of Hawkeye's hand as she took the mic to make her announcement. And with Hawkeye standing by her side and after she cleared her throat, she began to speak. "Attention Benjamin Pierce," she started to say. "You incontinence medication has been shipped but I'm afraid that your breast implants and the doctor who is supposed to perform your sex change operation has been delayed," she added as Radar looked on with horror as Sam continued. "And I have just been handed a message, and it reads as followed," she said and then cleared her voice again. "Fancy Britches, I am sending you some more underwear. I know how your exploding diarrhea tends to act up," she said. "And it's signed with much love, your mommy," she finished up and then sat the mic down and looked up at Hawkeye. "So, how did I do?" she asked him with a smile

Hawkeye couldn't help but laugh as he was watching his father working his magic as he was trying to flirt with Sam. She couldn't help but playfully chuckle as she looked at Benjamin and then back at Hawkeye. She could see a blush coming to his face as if he were embarrassed a little bit, but she found it very cute. Once Hawkeye was done speaking, Sam, with her angelic smile on her face, not even caring or worrying about what Hawkeye's son was saying. "Aww, well thank you very much," she said as she gently touched his arm. "And for the record, I think you are doing a fine job and being polite and courteous," she told him. Then she leaned in a little bit so only he could hear her when she spoke once more. "Also, I think that blush that you have on your face right now, even if it is your son trying to embarrass you," she whispered to him. Then she finally stood up and began to once again speak out loud and firmly again.

Hawkeye couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard his father mention the fact that he was raised by loud, sarcastic wolves and Sam couldn't help but laugh. "Anyway, it's nice to meet you too Captain Hawkeye Pierce," she said as that angelic smile returned after laughing at Benjamin once more. "By the way, I think you two would make a great comedy duo," she told Hawkeye as she realized that her hand was still on his shoulder, which she quickly removed it though she could feel her own face starting to blush with embarrassment of her own. "I didn't mean to keep my hand on your shoulder for so long," she told him as she could feel the heat on her face. Then an awkward silence came over the both of them as Benjamin continued to watch and laugh.

He couldn't decide if this was better or worse than a soap opera, so after he got over laughing at them, Benjamin decided to stir the pot a little. So, Benjamin got up and went to the tent door and opened it and began to yell out the door. "Hey Pop!" Benjamin yelled. "Have you told her about your ten inches yet?" he asked him, knowing that his father would know he was talking about his penis and not his shoe size. Sam could feel her face turning a deeper shade of red as Benjamin continues to speak. "Don't forget to tell her how shriveled up it is and that your sperm has to use walkers to get to the finish line," he added and then went back into the SWAMP, laughing at what he just told them and knowing he was going to get his ass kicked when his father got back, though he didn't care. Benjamin was bored and this was more entertaining than anything else he could come up with. So, Benjamin sat back and watched what his little shenanigan unfold, which he was hoping that something good would come out of it.

Sam sat down in the chair next to the door. She listened to everything that Hawkeye had to say as he was handing her over a cup of coffee, though it didn't taste like coffee. She took a sip of the coffee as Hawkeye continued speaking and when he was done, she smiled at him as she took another sip of her coffee. Then she began to speak to him and reply to everything that he said with a smile on her face. "Oh don't' worry about me," she said with a chuckle and still a smile on her face. "I've seen and been with worse," she said as she took another drink of her coffee. "So yea, I'm willing to take the risk. I have a feeling this will be the best risk we both have ever taken in our lives," she told him as she took a big drink of her coffee.

Sam couldn't help but chuckle as she listened to Hawkeye talk about sweeping the SWAMP and Frank fainting. "Well, first of all, I came from a farm, so I know what a pig sty is, and this is nothing compared to that, although it does come in a close second," she told him as she looked into her coffee cup for a little bit. She looked like she was deep in thought about something but shook it off and went on talking. "City girls are always so fidgety when it comes to a little dirt or mess," she said as she swirled her coffee before taking another big drink, which left her with half of cup of coffee. But when she heard Hawkeye say something about a competition to get her attention and that he absolutely would've won, Sam couldn't help but chuckle.

Then she sat her cup of coffee down on the ground and got up. She went over and stood in front of Hawkeye, looking up at him. She didn't say anything for a few minutes before she finally spoke to him. "Oh, you think you would?" she said playfully and continued with her thoughts. "And, um, do I have a say in whether or not you win?" she asked him with a little more flirtatious tone and voice. Sam began to teasingly walk a couple of her fingers up his chest, letting him know that he had her attention and that the ball was in his court, sort speak. Sam finally turned to go and then stopped in front of the door. She turned to look at Hawkeye with a smile that would make any grown man weak at the knees. "And in answer to your question," she said with a smile. "It's a little bit of both," she said as she winked at him. "See you for dinner?" she asked him as she opened the door.

"I thought it was," Ben said with a laugh as he looked up at his father. Ben had that Pierce smile on his face as he watched his father finishing up his drink and getting ready to go meet the new nurse. Ben couldn't help but laugh more when he heard what Ben had said about staying a surgeon and not reproducing. Once Hawkeye was gone from the SWAMP, Ben sat in his chair for a little while before crawling over to his cot so that he could yell out at his father once he was next to the new nurse. Ben knew he would catch hell for this later, but he couldn't resist pranking his father. Once Hawkeye was standing in front of the nurse, whose name was Samatha, Ben, then yelled at his father with a happy glee to his face.

"DON'T BREAK A HIP TRYING NEW SEX POSITIONS!" Ben yelled out and then laid on his cot laughing his ass off.Meanwhile, Sam stood in front of Hawkeye and chuckled, though she had a blush on her face. She cleared her throat and then began to speak to Hawkeye. "Friend of yours?" she asked him and then quickly moved on. "Anyway, my name is Samantha, but everyone calls me Sam," she told Hawkeye. She couldn't help but check him out a little bit, hoping she wasn't too obvious about it. In the back of her mind, she couldn't think that even though he was old enough to be her father, he was still cute. She was also thinking that he could be someone she could love, after getting to know each other more. "So, do you have a name, or should I just call you sir?" she asked him with a smile on her face.